So, feelin’ kinda flirty with my husband and figured I would send a naughty text his way. It’s my own fault, I was just sort of texting stream of consciousness and it’s easy to forget that my consciousness is that of an awkward nerd.
My sexy text:
“Kinda wanna climb on top of you and let pieces parts end up places.”
Now, who can resist that kind of dirty talk?!
I’m still laughing.