I know, I know. I know I’m supposed to remain professional but when the safety notification for the day is to tell the employees not to let their children gnaw on Xmas trees and all I can picture is a small toddler attacking a tree like a trained Rottweiler attacking a suspended tire, it is incredibly hard not to snort.
It just is.
So remember kids, no attacking the tree. Trees are our friends.
~giggle-snort~