….when what I am writing about didn’t happen to me. I know, I know, it really does seem like all of the embarassing stuff in the entire world happens to me but for the first time ever this adorable little story of a tryst happened to a friend of mine. There is a boy and he likes this girl. This same girl also happens to like this boy. Due to a ridiculous amount of work on both of their parts they were only able to be alone for the first time together in a Home Depot parking lot after closing. Yes, that is correct–one of those romantic parking lots with the bright orange accents. Now, I feel it is fair to point out that these are just some crazy kids ‘in like’ and they were finally alone for the first time and they were just going to talk. Which, and this should shock absolutely none of you, led to the kissing. But remember, this is not my story so it didn’t lead anywhere further than kissing. But, during the kissing? Yeah, that is when the friendly orange-accented parking lot security guy tapped on the (probably steam-covered) window and asked if they were going to hook up in the parking lot and that they probably shouldn’t given the sheer number of orange-accented cameras present. Needless to say my adorable little friends were mortified and much chuckling was had by me when the story was related along with a, “you should put this on your blog.” 

I would like to tip my hat to the gentleman security guard who was apparently quite polite and sweet about the entire situation.