Officially Old

Okay, so I always wondered if there was a moment in your life when you know, like know down deep in your bones, that you are past your prime and I can now answer….yes, yes there is. It is when you reach below the bed and pull out the “sex toy” box, brush the dust off of it, and reach in for the heavy duty massager….to use on my back.
*sigh*

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2 thoughts on “Officially Old

  1. Oh Hell, Girl, you want to define “becoming older”, you come chat w me. Medusela & me were roommates in college!!

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