So, my boss’s boss wrote that we should get her all of our emergency contact information ASAP but for all she knew our offices were closed today anyway due to Hurricane Matthew and did we have an emergency back-up office (who the frak has emergency back up offices?!) prepared?
*blinks* ummmm? Dear nice lady in New York, um…..you know we aren’t in Jamaica or Haiti, right?
I created a helpful info-graphic to assist my boss in explaining to her boss a little bit about Caribbean geography.
Now, I don’t think she will actually send this handy little map, but it still makes me giggle.
Love,
H.
Squished Together 
So I suggest the secondary safe office space be the small break out center at the Ritz Carlton in Manhattan, NY, NY. Have her cut a PO to keep the CR on retainer. You should have an annual drill during which time you will be required to assemble at the Ritz to continue essential operations. That’ll keep her busy for a while.
See, this is why you need to be in charge. ❤❤❤